Sunday, September 26, 2010

A List of Songs with Lists



 1.  ABBA, "The Day Before You Came" - a list of things Agnetha must have done the day before you came, such as watching Dallas and going to sleep at around a quarter after ten.  She likes a lot of sleep so she likes to be in bed by then.

2.  Adam and the Ants, "The Human Beings" - a list of different types of Native Americans.

3.  Paul Simon, "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"

4.  The Beatles, "Savoy Truffle" - a list of things you'll have to have "pulled out" (?) after eating the savoy truffle, including an apple tart and coconut fudge.

5.  The Buzzcocks, "Whatever Happened To?" - a list of things that have seemingly disappeared, including pickup trucks, the yellow pages, and Chairman Mao.

6.  Jim Carroll, "People Who Died"

7.  Kanye West, "Amazing" - a list of reasons for why Kanye is amazing, including because he was born on the full moon and because he "go so hard."

8.  Lily Allen, "Nan You're a Window Shopper" - a list of things that make Lily Allen's grandma LAME, including an inability to drive, impaired vision, a coupon obsession, and cat hair.

9.  The Ramones, "I'm Against It" - a list of things Joey Ramone doesn't like, such as communists, circus geeks (???), and playing ping pong.

BONUS! Adam Ant, "Christian Dior" - a list of things Adam Ant has fetishes for, including coffee, tea, hats, the color green, and ladies in Christian Dior pants.

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