Thursday, December 16, 2010

SKINS: lots of COCAAAAINE + mental illnesses = bad times


Once again, it's been awhile since I watched this last episode of Skins, but I remember liking it surprisingly much in spite of its being a Freddie episode?  It was actually pretty good!  Granted, a good 60% of why I liked it was because Cook was able to break out of prison super early and act his little juvenile delinquent heart out in the last 3 minutes.  Yay!  He is definitely the best actor on the show now, at least since Effy went all mysterious, brooding Slutty McSluttypants on us.  Anyways, RECAP AWAY!

So, this ep begins with Freddie and Effy having a raucous drugs-and-sex-filled evening in Effy's parents' house.  They're doing all sorts of crazy things ALL OVER Effy's parents' house.  Sexing it up on the stairs, even!  It's sort of weird how both of her parents have seemingly disappeared forever without stopping to say goodbye in any previous episode!  Oh well.  I'm sure everything's fine.

Freddie and Effy are so in love!  The next morning, Freddy makes a lovely breakfast-in-bed for Effy.  How sweet!  But Effy's just like "ehh, gimme the vodka and drugs."  Something is definitely up with her.  Weird.  So Freddy goes back to his normal house (turns out he still lives with his parents.  Lame!  What sort of 16-year-old DOES that?!?!) to grab some food or something, I don't know, and his dad yells at him for stealing all their food, or something like that.  They have a fight, Freddie's dad just DOESN'T UNDERSTAND what it's like to be in love, and so Freddy runs off to his grandpa's nursing home for a friendly chat with the only friendly, understanding adult he knows.  They play ping pong.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

A list of all the awesome things I saw during my trip to southern Chile but failed to take pictures of because my camera broke

In Valdivia: 

(I actually took one picture here before my camera stopped working.  Look!  Some guys from the culinary school there were making a very, very long cake of some sort (maybe a strudel?) for the Teletón.)
  • 5-7 humongous SEA LIONS (or lobos marinos, as they are known there.  Marine wolves!  LOLOL!) trying to steal fish from the fish market, which was right next to the river.  Instead of a picture, here's a video of a sea lion waddling ferociously down a street in Valdivia, which is in many ways WAY BETTER than any pictures would have been.
  • Homero's Sandwich Shop - just a normal sandwich shop, but with like a hundred pictures strewn about of Homero Simpson eating really big sandwiches
  • Communist graffiti slamming "el sistema de educacación" en Chile
  • chocolate gnome shop - a store that sold NOTHING BUT CHOCOLATE GNOMES
  • lots of beautiful and unbelievably picturesque bits of nature, including snow-capped mountains and lush green valleys and trees (oh so many trees!) and so many rivers and also the ocean!!!
  • two CASTLES overlooking the place where the rivers meet the ocean (well, technically they were forts but everyone calls them "castillos," so.)
  • I also caught a quick glimpse of an intense game of metalhead fútbol while on the bus near Valdivia.  Picture in your mind's eye a group of 15-20 metalheads, all with long metalhead hair and Megadeath/Metallica shirts and all sorts of heavy chains and spiky jewelry, furiously running about a soccer field.  A picture probably would not have captured the golden hilarity of this moment, but let me tell you, it was GREAT and I CHUCKLED.  
In Puerto Montt:
  • Actually, don't think I missed much in Puerto Montt LOL. 

    Friday, November 19, 2010

    HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER!!!


    So that was fun!  Upon reflection, I would have to say that this was FOR SURE my favorite movie so far.  Mostly because it successfully combined two of my great loves, Harry Potter and depressing movies, but also because there actually wasn't anything really wrong with it?  I mean, sure, they left a couple things out, and there was definitely some laughably awful and misguided use of CGI in a certain pivotal dramatic scene (seriously, HAHAHA!), but overall?  SO GOOD!  Here are some THOUGHTS I had about it:
    • It looked really nice!  So many pretty camping locations! 
    • Lots of good acting!  Especially from Ron.  He was acting up a fucking STORM in there!  If you had said to me way back when the first movie came out "Hey Lauren, who do you think will act up a storm in the second-to-last movie?" I would have been like "I dunno, Hermione's eyebrows?  But not Ron, definitely not Ron!" BUT THEN JUST LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!
    • There was a Nick Cave song featured prominently in that one part!  How very unexpected but also strangely appropriate!  Nothing says "GLOOMY!" quite like Nick Cave.
    • Speaking of which, the music was really nice!  Or, the SCORE, I should say.  I don't usually notice these things, but during that part where they're running through the forest and there is a very noticeable lack of jaunty chase music, I thought to myself "Oh wow, this is a really nice score!" 
    • DOBBY!
    • Neville was there!  When I sort of went to meet Neville the other day I thought about asking him if he was even in the movie he traveled to Chile to promote, but that did not happen.  But he was there (for five seconds!)!  And he was being a total badass!  I don't remember what he said but I remember thinking "Oh look at Neville!  How very Gryffindor of him to say that!"
    • DIRIGIBLE PLUMS!
    • Luna and her dad!  
    • A++ on the massive amounts of CREEPY oozing out of the Bathilda Bagshot scene.  So good!
    • What happened to Dean Thomas???  He was supposed to be hanging out with Luna in the Malfoy basement!  THIS REALLY BOTHERS ME.  I mean, I suppose it's a good thing that my biggest complaint is that they forgot about DEAN THOMAS, but still.
    • HEDWIG EXPLOSION!  THE FUCKING HEDWIG EXPLOSION!!!
    Also, while we're talking about Harry Potter:
    • So, this morning I bought like three Harry and the Potters albums (actually, one was a FREE remix album!) because it turns out they are all only 5 bucks over here and that is very reasonable!  So good!
    • Here's a fun link
    • AAAAAAH I CAN'T WAIT FOR JULY!!!

    Monday, November 8, 2010

    SKINS: Family drama and some other stuff!

    It's been a few weeks since I watched the last episode of Skins, so I don't remember EXACTLY what happened.  There wasn't anything terribly exciting or ridiculous, otherwise I would have RECAPPED it sooner.  Oh well.  Here goes!

    This was a Katie episode.  You will remember that she is one of the twins, but not the lesbian one.  Also, Effy tried to kill her last season.  So.  Katie is helping out at her mom's wedding planning business, but it's not going so well because the bride is like, a total bitch that she knows from school.  Then Katie goes to the doctor with her boyfriend (Katie has a boyfriend now, apparently!) because she thinks she's pregnant.  But she's not pregnant.  Oh good!  Hold on, though!  There's more news!  Turns out Katie can't have babies?  Oh no!  So that's pretty sad.  She breaks up with her boyfriend (five minute-relationships are very short, even for Skins!) and heads back to working the wedding planning grind, this time at a HEN PARTY.  

    The bride, who's like a total bitch, starts making fun of Katie for being so poor and working class?  She doesn't look very poor.  Then the bride, who's pregnant BY THE WAY, starts swigging down the alcohol, and this makes Katie all mad but the bride is like "Yeah, I've got a baby in my belly, but I ain't care!  I'll just have another one if this one becomes deformed as a result of my excessive alcohol consumption during its most important and formative growth period!" (probably) and so Katie is like "OH FUCK YOOOOOOOU" and beats her up, like hardcore.  This is all very bad for business, of course, so Katie and her mom are fired and now her family has no form of income in this stressed economic time (you will remember, of course, that her dad lost his job).  WHOOPS.

    Also, Effy was there, too, and she and Katie talked for the first time since Effy nearly killed her?  AWKWARD!

    A List of Things I Realized I Must Do After Visiting Easter Island


    1.  Visit more tropical islands
           a) specifically Polynesian islands
           b) but Caribbean ones WOULD ALSO WORK
    2.  Go to New Zealand
           a) watch Whale Rider
           b) and also some rugby
    3.  Watch some Lord of the Rings, but mostly the third one
    4.  Watch some Lost (well, technically I am always wanting to watch some Lost, but spending four days on a tropical island made me want to watch Lost EVEN MORE!) 
    5.   Read something by Thor Heyerdahl

    Friday, October 15, 2010

    A List of Kanye's Best Tweets

    Kanye West has long been one of my most favorite and fascinating people, largely because everything he says is either ridiculous or hilarious or stupid or brilliant in a weird way.  For this reason, his twitter account is one of the BEST THINGS EVER, no lie.  It's an endless stream of pure Yeezy word gold.  It's not the best source material for Kanyoetry, but hey.  Here's a list of Kanye's best tweets:

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    Thursday, October 14, 2010

    A List of People in Chile Who Have Known I was a Gringa Before Hearing a Word Come out of My Mouth

    There have been many!  I always think it's kind of weird how people just KNOW I'm a gringa just by looking at me, because there are loads of sickly pale white people here, just like myself.  But it might be because I don't look like THIS lady all the time (or ever!):

     (That's a fanny pack, by the way, NOT A PURSE.  You're welcome for the flawless photoshopping.)

    1.  Guy in Plaza de Armas - I was sitting by a fountain, taking in the sights like a normal resident of Santiago, NOT A TOURIST, and this guy sat down by me and said "Eres de aqui?" and I had to tell him ALL ABOUT how I was not from "aqui."

    2.  Kid at the Exercise Park - I was on the body-spinning machine when this 4 or 5-year-old kid on the other spinner asked me if I was from Chile.

    3.  Helado vendor in Parque O'Higgins - I went up to a helado vendor to buy a helado and before I was able to say "Un helado chirimoya, porfa" in my best Chilean accent, this guy said "Hello!" and then continued to talk to me in English throughout our helado exchange.

    4.  Little girl at the place where I intern - The first time I went there and was introduced to the kids as the new volunteer, one girl said "Eres gringa?" and I was like "Si, soy de los Estados Unidos" and then she was like "MOTHERFUCKER!"

    5.  Some random kid looking out a window I passed - I was walking down the street and heard a loud "HELLO!" from a random kid looking out a window.

    6.  Bunch of kids in a school van I passed - I was walking down the street and a bunch of kids in a school van shouted "HELLO!" and "HI!" at me.

    Tuesday, October 5, 2010

    I saw this movie called Perfume and it was ridiculous

    In the house where I am currently living in Chile there are five movies on DVD, most of which I have had little to no interest in watching.  They include Basic Instinct 2, Something's Gotta Give, Collateral, and a documentary on Chilean musical hero Victor Jara (well, that one I'll probably watch sometime.  He's the guitarist whose hands were chopped off by Pinochet back in the day.  Very interesting!). The fifth, however, was of great interest to me because it starred the girl who played Wendy in the perfectly delightful live action Peter Pan movie and this other guy from several delightful Victorian period romances I had recently seen.  So I figured Perfume: The Story of a Murderer would also be delightful.  Turns out it wasn't really delightful, but very ridiculous.  Unbelievably ridiculous.  LET ME TELL YOU WHY.

    I didn't know anything about Perfume: The Story of a Murderer before I watched it.  The DVD case was in Dutch and the menu was in Russian so they offered me no clues.  I just assumed it was about a murderer, perhaps one who was also a perfumist.  Turns out I was right, but also there was also SO MUCH MORE!!!  So many smelly faces, dramatic stirring scenes, Dustin Hoffman in powdered wigs and with terrible accents, massive orgies, dramatic smelling scenes AND MORE.  Here, watch this trailer!

    Tuesday, September 28, 2010

    SKINS: Being in jail suuuuuucks!


    This last episode of Skins was pretty good!  Super ridiculous, of course, but not as bad as it could have been considering it was a Cook episode (of course, you must remember that the last Cook episode was possibly the worst in the show's history WHICH IS SAYING A LOT!!).  Although, Cook has been a great character this season, strangely enough!  The guy who plays him has been doing an excellent job!  Jack something, I think his name is.  Something like that.  Anyways, time for a RECAP!!!

    Cook is in jail because he was arrested for assault after that fight last week.  It sucks!  All of the adults are treating him like shit and being like "Oh he's such a violent moron who thinks he can just beat up whoever he wants and get away with it" which, true enough, but also COME ON, adults.  Stop JUDGING!  So, Cook meets his lawyer.  It's that guy from Pulling (side note: Pulling is a great show!  I would have written about if my blog hadn't died.  So if you could just imagine a post called "Pulling is great!" filled with reasons for why I enjoyed the show Pulling, that would be great)!  Awesome.  He has a mustache now. 


    Sunday, September 26, 2010

    A List of Songs with Lists



     1.  ABBA, "The Day Before You Came" - a list of things Agnetha must have done the day before you came, such as watching Dallas and going to sleep at around a quarter after ten.  She likes a lot of sleep so she likes to be in bed by then.

    2.  Adam and the Ants, "The Human Beings" - a list of different types of Native Americans.

    3.  Paul Simon, "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"

    4.  The Beatles, "Savoy Truffle" - a list of things you'll have to have "pulled out" (?) after eating the savoy truffle, including an apple tart and coconut fudge.

    5.  The Buzzcocks, "Whatever Happened To?" - a list of things that have seemingly disappeared, including pickup trucks, the yellow pages, and Chairman Mao.

    Friday, September 24, 2010

    SKINS: Mysterious death continues to mystify the gang!

    I don't remember ALL of what happened in this episode, the second of the fourth season, because I watched it several months ago and that's a long time to remember ALL of what happens in a TV show.  It was pretty good, I think?  Anyways, it is VITALLY IMPORTANT that we talk about it, so I will recap it here in brief.  Some details may not be entirely accurate but OH WELL.  That can't be helped.  There's no way I could possibly refresh my memory.

    So, this episode was an Emily episode.  Yay!  Everyone loves Emily.  She's kind of shook up about that girl's death that she witnessed, but not shook up enough to say no to a fun motor scooter ride through Bristol with her lovely girlfriend Naomi.  Oh, it was so cute!  There was probably a lot of aggressively twee music playing over that bit.  One has no way of knowing for sure, though.

    Naomi is acting weird because she sort of hand something to do with that girl's death?  Because she gave her drugs?  And also Cook was involved somehow?  Anyways, Emily is very suspicious.  She does some detective work, going to the dead girl's house and interviewing her brother.  AND GUESS WHAT SHE FOUND OUT!!!  Naomi knew the dead girl, and not only that, but she was having an affair with her!!!  Emily is shocked.  How did she find out about this, you must wonder?  Well, Emily not only talked to the dead girl's brother but also rifled through her things, and that was where she found a GRAPHIC NOVEL telling the story of their affair!!!  Apparently Naomi went on a college tour without telling Emily (the horror!) and that was where she met this dead chick.  As you can see, they had fun together:
    Some other stuff happens.  I think there was some drama in Emily's family?  Something about her dad, maybe?  Anyways, Emily is very sad.  She almost jumps off a roof.  But Naomi stops her!  Yay!  They probably have a chat about their relationship.  And I think the dead girl's brother was there or something?  I know he popped up again.  

    Also, there was this part at the end where Cook comes back from wherever he was and gets in a big fight with someone, probably because he was mad about Freddy and Effy being together or whatever.  Effy probably looked conflicted.  And the love triangle drama begins anew.OH GOOD I'M SO GLAD WE ARE REVISITING THAT EXCITING PLOT LINE.

    SKINS: the gang learns an important lesson about mysterious deaths in shady night clubs

    Skins is back, yay!  And it is just as ridiculous as before.  So much drugs and partying!  And adults who just don't understand!  And aggressively twee music playing over dialogue!  And Freddy's acting face (YES!)!  All are back, and all will be discussed by me, in this recap!

    Series 4, episode one is THOMAS episode.  You will remember that he is the one from the Congo who loves to party but unfortunately has a mom who hates partying, especially when Thomas is doing the partying.  Well, this FUNTIMES EPISODE opens up with a drugged-out girl killing herself in a club while all of the Skins gang are too busy partying to notice something is wrong.  Everyone feels super bad about it, especially Thomas because he was on DJ duty when it happened, and that somehow makes it his fault.  Thomas goes home and his mother yells at him because his girlfriend does not look like a virgin (that Pandora, always dressing so promiscuously!), and it's like, parents, ugh!  They just don't understand the emotional significance of witnessing mysterious drug-fueled deaths in shady night clubs!  Oh, and Thomas' little brother is dying.  So that sucks.

    Next, Thomas and his family go to church.  Thomas is sad, but this girl in the choir keeps making sexy eyes at him, so that's cool.  Thomas' sister is sassy and likes Star Wars.  The priest is a charlatan, and this reminds us that all adults are dumb and can't be trusted.

    At school, Thomas is still sad and Pandora is not helping because she can be kind of annoying, you know?  The rest of the gang is handling the death in different ways; everyone is really bummed out about it, except Cook, who is in great spirits.  He blithely DUMPS COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF COCAINE DOWN THE TOILET AT SCHOOL before his questioning by the police (the entire student population is being questioned by the police, because of course they were all at that party).  Thomas runs into Cook while he is DUMPING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF COCAINE DOWN THE TOILET AT SCHOOL and is like "I'm telling" and then Cook is like "Yeah, well remember that time I had an intimate game of strip Twister with your girlfriend when you were deported to the Congo for partying too hard?"  They fight, and Freddy walks in.  He gives Thomas an Acting Look.
    "Disappointed."

    Wednesday, June 2, 2010

    SKINS IS BACK (on my internet)!!!


    I was thinking about Skins recently, as one does, and about how long it has been since there was any new Skins on my TV.  It's been a long time! I said to myself.  Has BBC America finally managed to clear a spot for Skins in its packed schedule of Gordon Ramsay's Food-Related Temper Tantrums and Gordon Ramsay Yells Loudly! In the Kitchen repeats? I wondered, with a faint glimmer of hope in my eyes.  Doubtful, I admitted.  Their weekly hour of original programming is currently being used by Doctor Who.  I paused to think about how great the current season of Doctor Who was, and how I had thoroughly enjoyed all of the episodes so far, even if the fish-people-from-outer-space-posing-as-vampires-in-Venice episode was a little hokey.  Musn't grumble, I added, sagely.  Although . . .  I said, anticipation brewing in my belly, perhaps the new season of Skins is on THE INTERNET

    LONG STORY SHORT: It is, and I am recapping it.  So, um, WATCH OUT for that.
     

    Tuesday, May 18, 2010

    A List of Reality TV Shows That I Enjoyed But No Longer Exist

    While I was watching the reunion part of the season finale of Project Runway several weeks ago, I got really bored because for some reason the models were invited and actually allowed to talk and WOW models are boring!  This got me to thinking about this old show on VH1 called America's Most Smartest Model, which had models but was also very entertaining and funny.  What happened to that show!  I enjoyed it!

    Here is a list of reality TV shows that I enjoyed but no longer exist:

    1. America's Most Smartest Model - loooooooved this one!  Basically, the point of this show was to accentuate the legendary stupidity of models in a way that other shows about models, like America's Next Top Model, had never done.  Of course, model stupidity is a huge part of ANTM, but it is not the main point of the show (that's top modelling, duh).  On America's Most Smartest Model, the competition was (mostly) all about the smarts, and how to test them in a clever and amusing fashion.  For example, in the Model Mansion there were locks on the bathroom and fridge doors which kept them from being opened until a smart model keyed in the answer to a mathematical equation or history question.  That was funny!  And Ben Stein was the host, which was great.

    Monday, April 26, 2010

    My Victorian Lost Episode

    I wrote an episode of Lost featuring characters from classic Victorian literature for my lit class.  It might make zero sense if you haven't read Middlemarch or Jude the Obscure; my apologies. 

    Previously on Lost:  While en route to Australia, a ship crashes onto a seemingly deserted tropical island during a violent storm.  There are nine survivors: the recently widowed DOROTHEA, her acquaintance WILL, the physician LYDGATE, Lydgate’s wife ROSAMOND, the wealthy banker BULSTRODE, his wife MRS. BULSTRODE, the stonemason JUDE, Jude’s lover SUE, and Jude’s young son FATHER TIME.  Some survivors quickly sort through the wreckage of the ship and make plans for survival as they are unsure when or if they will be rescued.  Others have difficulty becoming acclimated to their new environment.  LYDGATE and JUDE emerge as de facto leaders of the group, promptly putting their respective medical and physical labor skills to good use.  As the survivors begin to explore their surroundings, it becomes clear that they are not alone on the island; there is a SMOKE MONSTER, too.  It attacks them on their first night on the island, but no one is seriously injured. 

    [Shot of JUDE gathering boulders inland from the beach.]

    JUDE:  Lydgate, Will, Bulstrode!  May I request some help moving these stones?

    WILL: [Grabs a large boulder.] Certainly.  Pardon my asking, Jude, but what was your occupation before we found ourselves in this unfortunate situation?  You are very good at constructing makeshift shelters on tropical islands, especially for someone of such high intellect!

    JUDE: Well, I was a stonemason.  [Pauses.  Looks at Will.]  Though, to be honest, I once desired to be a learned man, a scholar of great renown.  But I gave up that dream.  I found I didn’t care for social success any more at all.  I feel, with out current condition, I should like to do some good thing for the others here (1).  And how about yourself, Will?

    WILL: I was something of a wonderer before coming here.  I had little family to speak of, so I learned to work my own way and depend on nobody else than myself (11). 

    [LYDGATE approaches JUDE and WILL]

    LYDGATE: Bulstrode won’t be joining us; he says he has a pain in his head (2). Personally, I am of the opinion that he does not want to dirty his hands with us; I think he dislikes physical labor.

    JUDE: What a strange fellow.  Earlier when I spoke with him, he gave me the impression that such work was not fit for him.  What was his occupation in Middlemarch?  You both know him well, do you not?

    LYDGATE: Indeed, yes.  [Places boulder on pile.]  Bulstrode is a banker, a very powerful man in our town.  However, he is not popular in the least.  Personally, I look upon him quite impartially, as he has aided me financially in my medical efforts.  But he has a reputation for being masterful and rather unsociable, and he is concerned with trade (3).

    WILL: He’s primarily concerned with his own interests, as far as I can tell.  He seems to enjoy the company of members of his own class above all others, which may explain why he is unwilling to haul stones with the rest of us.

    LYDGATE: Unfortunately, in this stupid world most people never consider that a thing is good to be done unless it is done by their own set (3).

    [Shot of BULSTRODE and MRS. BULSTRODE sitting under a palm tree, at a distance from the others.]

    WILL: Which means we most likely will not have this shelter completed by nightfall . . .

    JUDE: [With a frightened expression] . . . and then who knows if we will be safe from that . . . that thing.

    Thursday, February 25, 2010

    Is Lost great or what!


    This season has been really quality so far, don't you agree?  What an excellent show!  My brain is too lazy to THEORIZE now, so here are some of my general THOUGHTS on the last couple episodes:
    • I'm liking the alterna-timeline stuff.  What a great idea that was, writers of Lost!  I like how the differences between the two realities were quite subtle at first (the flight attendant gives Jack two bottles of vodka instead of one) but are getting progressively wackier (Locke's dad apparently didn't steal his kidney and shove him out of an eight-story window, and Jack has a teenage son who is just as sullen and irritable as his father whaaaaaaaaaaaaat) as time goes on.  
    • I'm also loving all the Season 1-Season 6 mirror stuff.  Very Harry Potter.
    • I'm fine with how people who knew each other on the island pre-Incident keep bumping into other island folks, cause that sort of thing happens all the time no duh, but what was up with Dogen being in the alterna-timeline?  I'm not sure why but that just doesn't make any sort of sense, even by Lost standards!
    • It's nice to have Claire back, but does she really have to be a crazy axe-murderer?  I don't want Jin to die.  Kate, sure, but not Jin.
    • What about Widmore?  Why hasn't he been mentioned AT ALL in the past, oh, 15-20 episodes??  Is he the guy Jacob says is coming to the island???  Should I even care????
    • Miles has had, like, TWO LINES this season.  Not cool, writers of Lost.
    And here are some non-plot-related Lost things:
    • I didn't know this until surprisingly recently, but Jack's tears have a NAME (jears!), a Facebook page, and a neat video.
    • Geronimo Jack's Beard is the best portmanteau I have ever heard, and it is also a pretty cool podcast that Jorge Garcia does.  Jorge Garcia, the guy who plays Hurley!  It's basically just Jorge Garcia (who, by the way, has been killing it lately) and his lady friend chatting about the mysteries of Lost, as people on a Lost podcast are wont to do, but WITH A TWIST because he's actually on the show and he reads the scripts and stuff. 
    • I'm kind of glad Michael is no longer on the show, to be honest.
    • This is old, but the Lost art show is still great.
    • And also, this Lost subway map.

      Monday, February 15, 2010

      A list of my favorite rom-coms

      Just in time for the day after Valentine's Day!

      I didn't include anything that doesn't fit my own strict definition of what a rom-com is, which is basically "a movie that is somewhere between Legally Blonde and About a Boy."  Obviously, not every movie that is both romantic and comedic is a rom-com, no duh.  Several movies that I love have been left out because they do not fit these rigid requirements.  For example, Pretty in Pink (too many teenagers), The Princess Bride (too much adventure), Amélie (too French), The Science of Sleep (also too French), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (too sad), Benny and Joon (too much mental-patient-as-love-interest) and Chocolat (too serious) are NOT ROM-COMS.  Got it?  Okay.  Here are my 14 favorite rom-coms! 
      1.  About a Boy -What a great movie this is!  Probably the best thing Hugh Grant, the KING of rom-coms, has ever done, and possibly the best thing Nicholas Hoult, aka Tony from Skins, has ever done (is About a Boy better than series one and two of Skins?  WHO KNOWS!!!)  Seriously, so great though.  Oh, and kahdooze to the ladies in About a Boy.  It is, after all, a rom-com, and not just a heart-warming tale of friendship between a lonely man and a misfit child.

      2.  Love Actually - Some people say this one is a bit dumb or unrealistic, to which I say "yeah, but whatever!"  It's got everything you want from a rom-com - Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, romance, comedy, Bill Nighy (?), and happy endings for everyone!  Yay!

      3.  Bridget Jones's Diary - Hugh Grant and Colin Firth, killing it again here.  Both true masters of the art of rom-com. 


      4.  High Fidelity - John Cusack, another master of the form, at his rom-commiest best (Say Anything is also pretty great, but it has the same problem as Pretty in Pink [re: teenagers]).  

      5.  My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Great movie!  Lots of quality laughs.  FUN FACT: this is the only rom-com on my list with Joey "the Fat One" Fatone of N*SYNC in it!

      6.  Knocked Up - I feel like this one barely qualifies since it's so Judd Apatow-y and it's almost too funny.  But Katherine Heigl has been in nothing but rom-coms, so sure, this works.

      7.  10 Things I Hate About You - Heath Ledger probably could have become a rom-com legend if, you know, he didn't die or whatever.

      8.  The Wedding Singer - Adam Sandler is always trying to make SERIOUS ROM-COMS and usually they are pretty bad, but I like this one. 

      9.  Legally Blonde -Classic!

      10.  Miss Congeniality - Also a classic!

      11.  13 Going on 30 - This one is also pretty good!

      12.  Ghost Town - Perfectly nice movie.  Not sure if I buy Ricky Gervais' attempts at becoming a ROM-COM LEADING MAN, though.  That's hard to pull off even when one is not a chubby little fat man.

      13.  (500) Days of Summer -Very cute, but we'll have to wait and see if it becomes a CLASSIC.

      14.  Serendipity - Some people might think this one is very stupid, but I like it. 

      HONORARY MENTION:  Moonstruck, because it's my mom's favorite movie.

      Sunday, January 17, 2010

      A few thoughts on Mongolia

      Last night I had a dream about Mongolia for no discernible reason.  I can't remember the last time I thought about Mongolia, and it's probably been years since I saw the movie Genghis Khan.  Anyways, in this dream I visited the Mongolian countryside and stayed in a yurt.  It was very cold and I had to buy some gloves from a guy on a horse.  I also visited the capital, Ulaanbaatar, which was nice.  I took lots of pictures in both places.

       In commemoration of this event, I have done some research ("done some research" = consulted Wikipedia) on Mongolia.  Here are some interesting bullet points!
      • Mongolia has a population of 2 million people and 20 million goats (10 goats per person!)
      • Ulaanbaatar not only has the highest number of A's in its name (5!) for any world capital (probably!), but it is also the coldest capital in the world, with temperatures regularly reaching -40 degrees Fahrenheit!
      • Mongolians are famous for their throat-singing, which sounds craaaaazy!
      • And there was this American kid whose autism was cured when he went to Mongolia and hung out with some shamans and their horses!